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What happens when a black man covers a light?

The dark ages.

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1. A panda enters a cafe

Eats a serving of best pasta , Stands up, takes a pistol out of his side pocket, and start to walk away, The manager asks him what is the meanings of this The panda replies, look for the meanings in a dictionary. Manager finds a dictionary, and the entry is Panda: A bear like animal who eats shoots and leaves.

2. I know a film director that only hires overweight actors and actresses, even if they're terrible.

I think it's flabbercasting.

3. The inventor of the throat lozenges died.

There was no coffin at the funeral.

4. My Grandpa was a brave guy.

When my whole family was panicking in the hopsital because Grandpa needed blood. He reassured us by screaming 'Be positive' until his last breathe.

5. How do you know when the economy is bad?

When hookers are giving free BJ’s just to get something warm in their stomach.

6. Two dragons walk into a bar..

One says “it’s hot in here”. The other dragon replies “shut your mouth”

7. A karen walks into a church and demands to see the manager

The pastor tells them how to find Jesus

8. Went to a party dressed as a pair of glasses

Made a complete spectacle of myself

9. There are no canaries in the Canary Islands: just like the Virgin Islands...

... no canaries there either.

10. I was helplessly addicted to soap

But I’m clean now

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